okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty


oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker


Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.





I really, really love it when people put Pokemon into the real world.


He woke up with a piercing pain in leg, every nerve ending telling him that he was injured, and down for the count. Gasping for breath, John Watson tried to look frantically for Ham, his Growlithe from med school. The fire Pokemon was trained to go get help, but John would feel guilt on his deathbed if any harm came to his Pokemon as the loyal companion tried to save him. They had trained together in the Army, done all their field work side by side, and they had become fast and loyal friends.

As John closed his eyes, he mourned for Ham, he did not deserve to die a war where he did nothing to start it, no real reason to join it besides doing what John asked him to. To John, his Ham would always be that bundle of energy, puffing out little embers and singing band aids. Closing his eyes from the pain, the medic sent up one last prayer. “Oh god,” He gasped “Please let me live. Please god.”

That was when, in the mists of gunfire and grenades, a mighty roar echoed through the battlefield, coming closer to the wounded medic. Men from both sides of the field stopped when they say the Fire Pokemon blow up a turret on the enemies side due to Fire Fang.

“H-ham.” John Watson breathed out as he could see orange fur run through the guns, the grenades, to him. John tried to move his body, to tell his pup to run away before he got shot, but it was no use. Blacking out at last, free from the pain, his last thought was the warmth that engulfed him, protecting him. 



people who think steve rogers is a boring character probably didn’t watch the same movies



it’s been exactly 10 years since Rachel got off that plane and I’m still not over it.

this is how you end a show. you don’t give the audience exactly what they want, or take it completely away from them either, you leave them with the idea of what could be

you don’t throw all sanity to hell in the hopes of going out with a bang, you go out with a warm hug and a thank you 

you don’t give the characters the perfect dream ending, you give them something better

and this is how you end a show that is so powerful, people are still emotional about it 10 years after it ends.



REFASHION: a compilation of ladies singing songs originally sung by men. + [ LISTEN ]

i. high for this - ellie goulding (the weeknd) // ii. bohemian rhapsody - p!nk (queen) // iii. sail - macy gray (awolnation) // iv. little lion man - tonight alive (mumford & sons) // v. get lucky - daughter (daft punk) // vi. don’t you worry child - within temptation (swedish house mafia) // vii. wicked games - cœur de pirate (the weeknd) // viii. take care - florence + the machine (drake ft. rihanna) // ix. somebody that i used to know - ingrid michaelson (gotye) // x. there is a light that never goes out - sara lov (the smiths) // xi. smile - janelle monáe (nat king cole) // xii. bizarre love triangle - frente! (new order) // xiii. how soon is now - t.a.t.u. (the smiths) // xiv. it takes a muscle - mia (spectral display) // xv. oh! darling - florence and the machine (the beatles) // xvi. everybody wants to rule the world - lorde (tears for fears) // xvii. take on me - anni b. sweet (a-ha) // xviii. we will rock you - beyoncé, britney spears & p!nk (queen) // xix. i bet you look good on the dancefloor - baby charles (arctic monkeys) // xx. real love - regina spektor (john lennon) // xxi. your song - ellie goulding (elton john) // xxii. starstrukk - marina and the diamonds (3oh!3) // xxiii. lover of the light - rita ora (mumford & sons) // xxiv. you just haven’t earned it yet baby - kirsty maccoll (the smiths) // xxv. young volcanoes - tiffany alvord (fall out boy) // xxvi. don’t think twice, it’s all right - ke$sha (bob dylan) // xxvii. underdog - kelly rowland (kasabian) // xxviii. no surprises - regina spektor (radiohead) // xxix. paranoia android - sia (radiohead) // xxx. what do you want from me? - p!nk (adam lambert) // xxxi. let her go - within temptation (passenger) // xxxii. i want you back - janella monáe (jackson 5) // xxxiii. we are young - little mix (fun.) // xxxiv. rebel rebel - tegan & sara (david bowie) // xxxv. mirrors - ellie goulding (justin timberlake) // xxxvi. the district sleeps alone - birdy (the postal service)







Oh my GOD.  Derek knows about the curse, knows it when every cell of his body wants to give up, give in, but he can’t.  He just keeps standing up.  It’s why he keeps getting involved with people whom his instincts tell him aren’t right, because maybe this time it’s his true love.  Maybe this one will be the one to break the curse, instead of just another symptom of it.

Derek Hale’s been picturing his True Love for a long time, wondering what she’d look like, what he’d be like, but none of his fantasies ever planned for Stiles Stilinski, leaning away from him, touching his lips, saying, “Did the ground just shake?”


Thy love shall be a motherless child, marked with the signs of constellations, born to the law, sharp tongued, a fox among wolves, a lamp in the dark, said the fairy.

Just made myself cry


I’m now listening through the mortal instruments audiobooks.
I’m listening to City of Ashes and Isabelle is kind if teasing Alec about Magnus and Max is confused and I just said “You’ll get it when you’re older” and then I remembered and I started to cry.


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